You've all day police department, you cowering com rags.

You had to know this was coming.

You're more useless than a rape whistle and bangladesh.

It's not India.

For those of you who don't know what happened, there was a school shooting in

youvalde textus last week and the police just waited outside the classroom like Kanye trying

to steal his own kids. How long did they wait? 50 minutes. Governor Abbott moves faster on the

beach. Your less responsive than Lamar Odom in a whorehouse.

Was the city named after your policing? Youvalde.

They called in the SWAT team and they did nothing to to SWAT stand for sit, wait and tuck your

cock between your thighs. You steer sucking fairies. Now I know what you're thinking.

Why'd they stand around for 50 minutes? Probably because they forgot their lawn chairs.

These lazy limp dick cowards couldn't rescue a cat from a bonsai tree. Save the kids.

They couldn't save 10% or more on lawn shirts by switching to Geico.

And as far as the shooter goes, fuck the shooter. He doesn't get our attention.

Okay? We're going to act like youvalde PD and pretend he doesn't exist.

The only place his name belongs is on a tombstone.

And after 50 minutes of being more useless than forest wittakers monical,

they didn't even take out the shooter. We don't know exactly what happened because youvalde PD's

story is shakier than Ozzy Osborne trying to fill out a scantron. But it wasn't until an

off-duty border patrol agent forced his way into the school against the cops will that the

shooter was killed. So we owe border patrol and apology. Okay? They're unbelievable bravery

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