Welcome to Roasting the Brologarchy, a spinoff of the high and low podcast. I am your host,

Bravo, Bravo, Ducking, Bravo. Once again, we have so much discussed as we review the most horrifying

and cringeworthy political moves and blunders from America's prologarchy. At some point, I'm going to get

these out on Sunday or Monday, but here we are. All right, it's a day earlier than last week. Disclamer, per usual, I am not a professional journalist, but I check and verify the information that I share with you based on what I thought the craziest stories of the week were, and then I take my sources and I put them on my Patreon

with hyperlinks to the article so you can go and read them yourself. And all of that,

you will not hear from the men comedian podcasters who love to talk about current events,

but never know what the fuck is happening. Also disclaimer and reminder, this is a true roast.

I am not holding anything back. You might as well

just envision me doing a Comedy Central roast of this administration every week. Much like the

policies that they want to pass on all of us, my commentary for them is going to be harsh,

distasteful, and unapologetic. Now, I had a whole list about like what order I was going to go in, but I'm going to let my emotions guide me. I'm going to talk to you about the story of the week that I was the most amused by. I'm going to listen to my heart on this one. And my heart is telling me to talk about J.D. Bowman going to Greenland. I think I'm so amused with this story because it reminds me of an episode of Veep. As it was playing out, I was thinking about the writers of the show Veep like, oh man, I bet they wish that show was still going, because this is amazing. They wouldn't even have to do anything. They could just literally use this exactly word for word, and it would be an amazing episode. Here's what happened. So as I'm sure you've

heard for a while now, they've been talking all big and bad and by they, I mean the lost broken boys

at the helm of the sinking ship right now. And they've been talking about how they want to take

over Greenland. Now, if you're asking yourself, why do they want Greenland? Basically, they see it as

a geographical foothold if there's ever an issue with China or Russia.

Now, an issue with Russia, he would just drop to his knees and work something out. But China,

that must be what's keeping him up at night. According to a professor named Mark Jacobson,

who is at the Royal Danish Defense College, quote, if Russia were to send missiles

towards the U.S., the shortest route for nuclear weapons would be via the North Pole and Greenland.

That's why the Pitta Fix Space Base is immensely important in defending the U.S.

And that base has been there since World War II when Nazi Germany had occupied Denmark.

And so then the U.S. went into Greenland and they established a military base, radio stations, et cetera.

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