Roasted by Our Own Students – The Savage Things They Say
Teachers Off Duty
Bored Teachers
4.6 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2025
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
From savage student roasts to wild classroom bets, this episode proves that kids really do say the darndest and most unhinged things!
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Get ready to laugh until you cry because this episode of Teachers Off Duty is packed with the wildest, funniest, and most outrageous things students have ever said! Tyler, Brandon, and Bri sit down to swap stories from the classroom that will leave you speechless.
From debates over whether it’s called a shopping cart or a carriage to middle schoolers plotting ways to avoid property taxes, this episode is a rollercoaster of student logic, hilarious misunderstandings, and brutally honest kid commentary. Plus, Tyler confesses to losing *yet another* bet—this time resulting in full JoJo Siwa makeup!
And if that’s not enough, we dive into the real struggles of being a teacher, from managing creative classroom chaos to figuring out how to keep kids engaged (hint: it involves bribing them with munchkins and movie days). Oh, and did we mention Shakespeare got a fresh taper fade in one student’s doodles?
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| 0:00.0 | Middle school and high school, they're very intentional with the things that they say. |
| 0:04.6 | Like elementary, they have no bearing or understanding of things that hurt. |
| 0:09.1 | I don't want to sit there with my thoughts? |
| 0:10.6 | No. |
| 0:11.8 | So, so. |
| 0:13.5 | So. Full Jojo Ceywan makeup. She old Jojo Siwa makeup she painted that on your face |
| 0:24.7 | she painted that on my face and you have to sing defying gravity defying gravity |
| 0:28.6 | I didn't want to look gravity. So is it like... |
| 0:46.5 | Like a balloon getting deflated. |
| 0:50.5 | I said, let me tell you something, you little Shataki mushroom. |
| 0:53.9 | Mr. Jay, you should have been gone. |
| 0:56.3 | He was like, you're probably an annoying roommate anyway. |
| 0:58.4 | They're like, why not kill two birds with one stone? They are so mean. |
| 1:15.6 | Wow. Hey, everybody. |
| 1:17.4 | Welcome back to the Teachers Off Duty podcast. |
| 1:20.3 | My name's Tyler Jikowski, otherwise known as Fishing for Cloud. |
| 1:23.5 | And I'm here with two incredible people who are going to say their names now. |
| 1:26.9 | Why was that an S&L skit? |
| 1:30.8 | Because no one told me what to say. I don't know what to say. |
| 1:31.7 | That was fantastic. |
| 1:32.7 | If you let me fly off the rail, I'm going to fly off the rail. |
| 1:35.1 | That was an S&L skit. |
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