Roast of Lane Quittin Kiffin on Paul Finebaum Show at 2025 SEC Championship
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Michael Bratton/SEC Mike
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🗓️ 6 December 2025
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It's the final act of the show on a Friday, and we've done this once or twice this year. |
| 0:05.6 | Maybe one too many times, Paul. |
| 0:08.0 | That's, I just got the cancellation order here from the network. |
| 0:13.3 | So if you are the final guest in the history of the show, let's make it good. |
| 0:18.3 | A week ago, when we were freezing in Knoxville, we weren't sure what Lane Kiffin would do. |
| 0:25.5 | He made his decision. |
| 0:27.4 | Right. |
| 0:27.8 | And if you recall, Paul, I told you about two weeks ago, he's gone. |
| 0:32.2 | Good. |
| 0:32.8 | That was in bed. |
| 0:33.5 | This is a Thursday, Friday night we've been together, I think, isn't it? |
| 0:36.3 | It is. |
| 0:37.0 | It is. |
| 0:37.3 | I know that's not your favorite thing, But, you know, Lane, I've called him Lane Whiffon because he always drops a game he shouldn't, right? Well, I've dropped that because he's on 11 and 1. He got his team of the college football playoff, but he quit. So he's Lane quitting now, Paul. |
| 0:54.5 | He quit on his team. |
| 0:55.8 | He quit on his players. |
| 0:57.2 | He quit on his program. |
| 0:59.9 | Lane quitting. |
| 1:01.2 | He's going to quit on LSU at some point, too. |
| 1:03.5 | Mark my words. |
| 1:06.2 | He even quit on the dog, Paul. |
| 1:08.2 | He left the dog. |
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