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Hey, Weirdos. It's Darren and I'm coming to you on the road. I'm on another Weird Darkness Road trip.

This time I'm heading to the Michigan Paranormal Conference, which is in a place that I still

don't quite understand exactly how to pronounce. It's Sue Sweet, Marie, I think.

If you look at the spelling, it looks like salt, saint, Marie.

But I know every time I ask my Amazon device, you like how long it takes to get there or what the weather's like,

it gives me some other pronunciation. I think it's Sue Sweet, Marie, anyway.

So that's just one strange thing about Michigan, I guess. I don't know.

But I know I'm not supposed to drink the water here and that's fine. I won't do that.

My bride told me do not do not. Don't even don't even trust the soda at the drive-thrues because

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