Hello! It's the podcast recording from a highway in Iowa, with its three greatest loves: Myrtle, Dan, and you the listener. The order? That depends. Today, Katie and Dan get into your travel recommendations for the best eats of the Midwest and Katie's irrational fear of wind turbines, then break down the world of sports, with the Knicks winning the NBA Cup, Nikola Jokic slipping into the Wife Guy Rankings via write-in, Jake Paul's jaw separating from the rest of his body at Anthony Joshua's insistence, Andrew Tate joining the party and losing his own boxing match over the weekend, the ethos of Too Hot to Handle, what Myrtle's eating in the backseat, Frosty the Snowman's secret family, Pablo Torre's new award, the Seahawks getting two points for picking up a football, Puka Nacua's Adin Ross livestream and not understanding the concept of a bad idea, Brandon Aiyuk trying to be the craziest wide receiver of the week, and DK Metcalf running away with that contest, Timothée Chalamet's latest album and the machine that Dan believes is making it all work, the College Football Playoff and the confluence of Johnny Manziel, Michael Irvin, and Abella Danger, Gisele Bundchen finding love, an all-time episode of Heated Rivalry, a new daredevil freeclimber on Netflix, and the Tate McRae-Jack Hughes romance taking a step forward. Then, without Chris in the car, Katie herself tells you what sports to watch this week after Christmas.