Before I get started on this week's Road to Sir episode, I need to take a moment and say,

hey, to all my patrons, and also thank you to all my patrons on Patreon. You guys

fucking rule. And these Road to Sir episodes have been truly like the light of my life.

They make me lose so hard. And the only reason I can do them is because of your support.

One of my greatest passions in life is talking about Vanderpump rules. And

along with that, I've discovered that I have a real passion for these like fan fiction, Road to

Sir episodes. And I would not have been able to produce them where it not for your guys' patronage.

You are amazing. You make my dreams come true week after week, day after day. And I owe my ability

to talk pump rules for hours and hours on end to you guys. So thank you so much. If you are

are dressing up as a Vanderpump rules cast member for Halloween, I'm going to need you to DM me

or just like at me your costumes because I didn't plan and I actually have no Halloween costume.

And I realized I wanted to dress up as a server. So I really hope that some of you are like doing

at me and like show me your costumes because I truly am dead for it.

If you are wondering how you can get involved and be a part of the Patreon community of pump

heads and subheads, it's very, very simple. All you have to do is go to www.patrion.com slash

sexy unique podcast. And it is there that you will find all the information you need to become a

supporter for as little as $1 per episode pledge. You will have access to weekly bonus episodes.

This past week's bonus episode guest was Freckle who I paid with a bloody marry to do reader mail.

And there's lots of levels of patronage you can get on. There's lots of levels of

there are various tiers of patronage that you can sign up for, including a monthly google hangout

tier or reader mail tier. But the $1 per episode basic Patreon tier will get you in and you'll

have access to bonus episodes, throwback episodes, and yeah, it's a pretty good deal. So think

...