Road to SUR: Ariana's Matrix

Sexy Unique Podcast

Tv & Film, Comedy, Tv Reviews

4.6 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2018

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

We've reached the end of the Road to SUR series and Lara and Carey are topping it off with Ariana: a SURver they admittedly don't know much about. Ariana awakens to find herself in a world that makes no sense. As she attempts to navigate this waking nightmare called "life," she learns the answers to many existential questions and comes to terms with not only her own existence, but the existence of everyone around her. For bonus episodes and more, head on over to patreon.com/sexyuniquepodcast. You can follow Carey on Twitter and Instagram @ecareyo and Lara @larzmarie.

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0:00.0	This is the sexy, unique podcast, an exploration of Vanderpump rules.
0:07.0	And I'm your host, Laura Marie Schaienhaw.
0:14.0	Welcome back to another episode of sexy, unique podcast, The Road.
0:26.0	To Sir.
0:27.0	I'm Laura.
0:29.0	I'm Carrie.
0:30.0	And you're here.
0:31.0	We're fucking here.
0:32.0	Why don't you be present for once?
0:34.0	Why don't you get out of the future and get into the present?
0:38.0	Yeah, take a deep breath.
0:40.0	Take a deep breath.
0:41.0	Inhale, exhale, you're here.
0:43.0	You're here.
0:44.0	There's nothing you can do about it.
0:46.0	You're clear.
0:48.0	Get used to it.
0:49.0	Get used to it.
0:51.0	Even if you wanted to turn this off, you will find that you can't.
0:54.0	You cannot.
0:55.0	You can't turn off the president.
0:57.0	No.
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