Road Rage
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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🗓️ 5 February 2026
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport. |
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| 0:19.6 | And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. $5. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. They rockline alley show. There's lots of things that happen around the country and around the world, but I think that we just do best right here in Southern California. And one of those things that I think we do better than anyone else is road rage. We are great at road raging. I see road ragers all the time. Obviously, we spend a lot of time in our cars, a lot of traffic, a lot of terrible drivers, and that is the perfect storm for creating pretty much nonstop road rage influence. There it is. Chad Smith. Road raging right there. Well, I think we are very creative with our road rage as well. It's something that we've become known for, but I think that most road rage is totally unjustified. I don't know that there is such a thing as justified road rage. Well, the thing that it's funny is that usually when you get so mad at someone else, they don't have any idea what they did. So it's almost always one-sided, right? For the most part. Until you go up to their car with a bat. Right. I mean, Vanessa was telling us yesterday, someone threw a whole cup of coffee at her. Yeah, I didn't see them as I was crossing a stop sign. I don't know how I totally missed them. And then he threw his ice coffee on me. And I was like, you know what? Justified. |
| 1:44.2 | Justified road rage. Well, to be fair, Vanessa can't see over the steering wheel. Right. It's not her fault. What's happening up there? Yeah. But also, I forgot my boosters see. But to think about that, I mean, that's a funny level of rage because you're're losing your coffee. Right. At the end of it, it's a terrible decision. |
| 1:46.0 | You bought a coffee. You need your coffee. You're drinking it. |
| 1:48.4 | And you go, I'm going to take this and use this as a weapon and throw it at this person. Right. So you are losing out. But then remember there was a while back, there was a serial road rager who was like, I can't remember what I think was a Tesla or something. |
| 2:01.2 | Yeah. |
| 2:01.4 | And he would just go around. Yeah, and he would |
| 2:02.1 | just go around terrorizing people and he would go up to their cars and he would threaten them. |
| 2:06.8 | And in a way, some people are just built for road rage. It's in their DNA. Like they, and I think |
| 2:14.0 | people are their most angry when they're in a car. My wife is not an angry person, |
| 2:18.7 | but the amount of rage that she experiences while driving is scary. I'll tell you why, though, |
| 2:23.0 | because I think most people are hungry. Most people are hungry, so they're already hungry |
| 2:26.7 | because they're trying to get home to eat or going somewhere to eat. Clearly, you just heard Vanessa a moment ago. |
| 2:38.0 | Get her a snack. Get her some chicken. so I think that the reality is that people are hungry already and then they're annoyed because wherever they're going it's |
| 2:42.1 | going to take longer and then one little thing they're already at that like breaking point |
| 2:45.5 | and then when someone cuts in their lane or whatever that all of the rage that's been building up all day it's like |
| 2:52.6 | going against that one person disagree it think it's all about control when you're behind the wheel |
| 2:56.8 | of a car you are at the mercy of the people around you you can't control when the lights turn |
| 3:01.8 | green you can't control who's getting over who's using their blinker how they're driving |
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