Road House (1989)
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Maximum Fun
4.9 • 714 Ratings
🗓️ 22 April 2026
⏱️ 85 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm |
| 0:02.0 | We're going to be. |
| 0:05.0 | We're going to be. |
| 0:09.0 | We're going to be. |
| 0:12.0 | We're going to be. |
| 0:14.0 | We're going to us. |
| 0:18.0 | We have us. |
| 0:22.0 | Oh. This is free with ads, the podcast that asked the question, why pay Amazon 15 bucks a month for a bad roadhouse remake when you can go to maximum fun.org slash join and give |
| 0:40.4 | that money to a worker-owned podcast co-op and just listen to three idiots describe the original |
| 0:46.0 | instead. I'm Jordan Morris. And I'm Emily Fleming. Because it's Max Fun Drive, we're reviewing |
| 0:51.1 | the best movie in the world if you like Patrick Swayze's butt and hate |
| 0:55.1 | pool cues, Root House. |
| 0:57.3 | With us as always is the super producer, the he freak. |
| 1:00.2 | Matt Lieb hitting us with those throat ripping drops. |
| 1:04.6 | Prepare to die. |
| 1:06.7 | You are such an asshole. |
| 1:08.8 | I love that line. |
| 1:10.4 | You are such an asshole. Hell yeah. Got him. Perhaps the most quotable movie in the history of movies. I can't wait to talk about Roadhouse. We've been, it feels like we've- If quotes are kicks, I don't know. Yeah. It's got quotes. It's got kicks. They're kicking me in the face with quotes. It's beautiful. Yeah. Here we are. We've been building to this for, you know, a little more than 100 episodes. Our whole lives even. Oh, yes. A special, special movie for a special, special time. It's the Max Fun Drive. Yeah. We love it. It's the time of year when we try and get folks to go to |
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