Hey everybody it's Jason Ellis, the CEO of Father Grind.

Are you old and feeling about, feeling like it's time to give up on your life

because you're too old to skateboard? Well guess what? That's a lie.

Stop being a pancy and get up and go. Get the Father Grime video and learn

how to shred because you're never too old to skate. I'm 52 and I'm way better than all of you. But I did it the dumb way and I'm here to teach you the Safeway

We're selling pads we've got shoes we got grip tape we got trucks risopads wheels bearings bolts a skate key I'm gonna teach you how to set up one of these bands Riser pads, wheels, bearings, bolts, escape here.

I'm going to teach you how to set up one of these bad boys.

The Father Grond Jason L is special right here,

built by Paul Schmidt.

And if you want to learn to skate like Ian Fire Dance, you can skate.

That guy is useless and now he is a shred machine.

Do you think you're useless? Do you think you're old?

It's a lie. They've been telling you lies. The government is lying to you.

Listen to Jason Alice. These are the facts. You can shred. Get your friend.

Get another old dude. Get an old girl. Don't call her that. But you guys can go skate together and you'll have big smiles on your face like your children and Santa's here.

Look everybody, it's Santa and he shaved his head and got a wolf tattoo on his head and he's bringing gifts in the shape of skateboarding.

Father Grind, get it. It's out June 2024. Make sure you get it. Make sure you live your life to the fullest. Don't die old but young in your soul with a big dumb smile on your face.

Father grind dot com. don't don't get to

don't shake the microphone too much

oh yeah you're right I remember last time Oh my God!

God! Oh my God!

Sorry I won't do it.

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