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U.K. slash Wondery. That's audible.com. posted on dimlywit.com.

We are your new go-to girls for everything bad.

I have the ring doorbell on my house.

And I don't know why Tracy, she she left she was in a rush to leave that's why i knew she was like i got to go like i was the one who's supposed to be in a rush to leave and somehow tracy left before me and i looked back at the ring doorbell like hours later and she ran to her car she ran to her car and I said I know she's only running for a dick appointment so you would not she had her fucking flannel in the wind her belly out running her hair

blowing I was like sprinting you can see how fast I close your door and run to my car

steps oh my god this is the best thing I've ever seen. When you sent me that, I was in tears crying. I was like caught. Actually caught. Oh, my God. Sprinting to a dick appointment. When he's like, how fast can you get here? How fast can you get here? SOS. Oh Oh my goodness.

Too good.

Yeah, I can't.

Makes me sad I'll never have a video like that in my heyday.

Maybe I will.

Maybe.

Depends where you're going.

Alan, like, this is a great example.

Imagine if Alan was born in France like what would he be like

because Alan's like fits that like a manly mold don't you think Alan is like a rugged yes like

southerner yeah like like I'd say borderline well we've corrupted you a little bit in Jersey here but

I would have said had I looked at you I thought you were like a flannel guy who drinks beer and like... Yeah. Has quads. Yeah. Yes. And now if he was in... Like, that's hot. But if you stick Alan in Paris and he starts talking like... I'm going to be like, we, we know. It's not a wee we. It's different. It's a no. It's a no.

You know, I took six years of French and can't speak a goddamn bit of it.

Wow.

I can count to ten.

Do it.

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