Something I came up with a little tagline.

You can't spell anus without us. I don't know. Those

I mean, I'm Wait, why aren't my headphones working? I don't know.

Those headphones are, I mean, I'm surprised those headphones are still working.

Oh, because they're not plugged in.

Not even high yet.

Wow.

Okay. Well, guess what happened to me. This is breaking news. Oh. I was standing on the

corner as I got off the subway, waiting for the light to change after on Wednesday night, yeah, after we went to Margaritaville.

And I felt something on the back of my neck.

No! That was like, it was like if you walk into a room and don't realize something's dangling there and it hits you like a few times.

Oh God. And I was like what the fuck cupped it, threw it on the ground.

Giant Roach.

Oh, God!

Why do they love you?

I don't know.

It must be your, like, the fragrances that you wear.

Maybe, this is, I feel like this is how it begins my metamorphosis you know that

I'm becoming a cockroach well I'm becoming like roach man so I guess I'll have to be

somewhat cockroach but I mean honestly you could survive a nuclear

Holocaust when all the other superheroes die, Roach man's gonna be there.

I also like the double entendre because like you have like roaches like you smoke right totally he's a stoner yeah

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