Rizz Quiz Chaos, Wrong Answers & Jimmy’s Surprise Trivia Domination
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 13 May 2026
⏱️ 14 minutes
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Summary
Today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show turns into a full-blown trivia battlefield as the legendary Rizz Quiz returns, and honestly… humanity may not be advancing as quickly as we hoped.
Contestants call in armed with confidence, questionable public-school memories, and absolutely zero ability to think under pressure. One wrong answer and you’re OUT. No skips. No lifelines. No mercy. Just 45 seconds of panic while the entire St. Louis area silently judges your understanding of planets, marzipan, and Batman lore.
Jimmy comes out HOT and immediately sets the bar with an impressive run that has the studio wondering if they accidentally called a Mensa meeting instead of a radio station. Meanwhile, other contestants absolutely spiral when faced with elementary-level questions that suddenly feel impossible the second the timer starts ticking.
Highlights from today’s educational disaster include:
- Someone confidently calling Saturn the biggest planet
- A brutal continent question that immediately destroyed momentum
- A full debate over Simba vs. Mufasa vs… “Mustafa”
- The shocking revelation that marzipan is made from almonds
- A contestant almost pulling off a comeback before crashing into Lion King confusion
- Rafe slowly losing faith in humanity in real time
- Lern trying to save contestants from themselves
- Riz watching the chaos unfold like a proud game show dad
This is the kind of daily comedy nonsense that makes The Rizzuto Show the perfect combination of game show pressure, accidental comedy, and collective public embarrassment. It’s part trivia challenge, part social experiment, and part reminder that nobody remembers anything once a countdown clock appears.
If you love a funny podcast filled with sarcastic humor, competitive disasters, weirdly intense energy over simple questions, and the kind of radio chaos only St. Louis can produce, this episode delivers hard. The gang roasts contestants, debates answers, and somehow turns basic knowledge into a full-contact sport.
Whether you’re screaming answers in your car or realizing you also forgot how many holes are on a golf course, this episode of the daily comedy circus is painfully relatable in the best way possible.
And honestly? We all learned something today:
Pressure makes idiots of us all.
Follow along for more celebrity chaos, weird news, fail stories, pop culture commentary, games, and daily nonsense from the loudest crew in STL.
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