Rizz Eats Concrete at the Post Office | The Slow March Toward Old Age
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 27 May 2026
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
This episode of The Rizzuto Show starts the only way a true daily comedy show should: with public humiliation, shredded jeans, and one elderly witness silently watching Rizz eat absolute pavement outside the Wildwood post office.
What begins as a simple “Hey honey, can you drop off these packages?” quickly becomes a full-blown middle-aged disaster movie. Rizz trips over a curb while carrying a giant box, launches packages across the parking lot, rips his jeans, and spends a solid 10 seconds on the ground questioning every life decision that led him there. No help. No sympathy. Just one old man staring from an SUV like he was witnessing nature take its course.
And because this is The Rizzuto Show, the conversation somehow spirals into:
- the exact age when falling becomes medically concerning,
- why nobody looks cool hitting the ground,
- public embarrassment recovery strategies,
- and whether moving to Boca Raton is now inevitable.
Meanwhile, Rafe contributes his own trauma after stepping barefoot into dog poop… TWICE… within 30 seconds. One pile was mystery poop. The other was homemade. There are Q-tips involved. There’s bleach involved. There’s emotional scarring involved.
The gang also debates:
- whether you admit clogging a gas station toilet on a road trip,
- what happens if cartel money washes up on shore,
- the morality of keeping accidental extra cash from a cashier,
- shady stereotypes about car salesmen, lawyers, tow truck drivers, and real estate agents,
- and if you should narc on your boss’s underage kid at the bar.
Plus:
- Lern wants a boxy old-school car because modern vehicles “look like Pixar characters,”
- Scott continues operating as the neighborhood HOA nobody asked for,
- and Rafe may or may not become the unofficial “cool uncle” for the Rizzuto children.
It’s another completely normal day for your favorite daily comedy show, where every conversation starts somewhere reasonable and ends with somebody discussing bathroom disasters or federal crimes.
Honestly, if you’ve ever fallen in public, stepped in something disgusting, lied after damaging a parked car, or debated laundering cartel money through a casino buffet… congratulations. You’re one of us now.
And yes — somehow this still counts as a daily comedy show.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's Riz here for Dobbs Tire and Auto Center. So we all know Dobbs, they've been a St. Louis institution since 1976. |
| 0:07.5 | We all know they're the place with the best new tire prices in town, and that's guaranteed. |
| 0:12.7 | What you might not know is that they send you a complementary digital vehicle condition report every time you come in for service or tires. |
| 0:20.5 | What's that? Simple. It's |
| 0:22.1 | photos, videos, and expert advice you could trust to keep you rolling. It's sent right to your phone |
| 0:27.5 | to put you in the driver's seat on every repair. You get to see what the taxi. Full trust, |
| 0:33.2 | full transparency. And Dobbs offers the fixed forever warranty, which guarantees the parts and labor |
| 0:39.3 | on their auto service for as long as you own your car. That's not something you could get just |
| 0:44.1 | anywhere. Whatever you drive, do yourself a favor, bring it to Dobbs. They've got locations all over |
| 0:49.7 | town staffed with expert techs who can take care of all your vehicles. |
| 0:59.4 | Schedule your service, do it online, 24-7 at go-dobs.com. |
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