Rivers Cuomo
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Team Coco & Earwolf
4.8 • 59.3K Ratings
🗓️ 10 October 2022
⏱️ 65 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, my name is River Squomo, and I feel excited about being Conan O'Brien's friend. |
| 0:30.0 | Hey there, welcome to Conan O'Brien, needs a friend. |
| 0:35.4 | I joined as always by my steady compatriots, Sonomossession. |
| 0:40.4 | My assistant who does little or nothing for me. |
| 0:43.6 | Matt Gourley, you do a great job, Matt, by the way. |
| 0:46.4 | I hate to draw a wedge between the two of you, but you love that. |
| 0:49.8 | Yeah, thank you, and I won't accept that until you compliment my friend Sonomossession. |
| 0:54.2 | Sonom, you're very good at being famous for doing nothing. |
| 0:57.6 | You've written a book about it, except it. |
| 0:59.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:00.4 | And he's not wrong. |
| 1:01.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:02.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:03.4 | But it's just, it's just thing. |
| 1:04.4 | You're the Picasso of screwing around. |
| 1:05.4 | I am very good at it. |
| 1:07.4 | I've been good at it in my whole life. |
| 1:10.6 | But I think when you start off like that and then go to Matt and say, oh, you're great. |
| 1:15.4 | Oh, he just nails it. |
| 1:16.4 | He nails it. |
| 1:17.4 | Okay. |
| 1:18.4 | Nails it. |
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