Rituals, Haptics, Misfit Toys
The Sarah Silverman Podcast
Lemonada Media
4.6 • 4.7K Ratings
🗓️ 20 June 2024
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
Sarah shares some of her favorite nightly rituals. Plus, she helps a man who feels like his brother’s keeper, recommends the best places to pee near Central Park, and learns about The Luckiest Club.
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| 1:12.0 | You know, if you know me and you do I am a fan of ritual I was thinking about |
| 1:17.2 | this the other night it doesn't really even matter what it is I I feel |
| 1:22.1 | comfortable it makes me feel safe isn't the word, but like, I don't know. I just, I like the feeling of having rituals, |
| 1:33.2 | whether it is flossing my teeth, washing my face, |
| 1:37.4 | putting on various creams, and, you know, |
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