Gonads, Divorce, Pussy Jokes
The Sarah Silverman Podcast
Lemonada Media
4.6 • 4.7K Ratings
🗓️ 13 June 2024
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
Sarah had a change of heart and bought not one Stanley tumbler but two. Plus, she lists her all time fave comedians, psychoanalyzes mothers who act like they want to marry their sons, and offers advice on whether or not to trip on mushrooms while grieving the loss of a friend.
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| 0:00.0 | One thing that's a giant pain about having dogs is going to the vet. No one likes it. |
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| 0:49.7 | Lemonotta. Another. Hey! Hey! |
| 1:04.0 | Hi! |
| 1:05.0 | Yeah ya fuck up! |
| 1:07.0 | Hey! |
| 1:08.0 | Hi! Hi everyone. |
| 1:10.0 | It's me, your old pal Sarah Silverman. I got busted walking in here and I'll let Amy Z v |
| 1:17.2 | fill it fill you in well there's not much to tell except that Sarah walked in with an obscenely large Stanley style cup after |
| 1:30.3 | doing an entire monologue about said cups. |
| 1:35.0 | Yeah, you know, this isn't, again, this is not a news program. |
| 1:39.0 | I did rail against these giant sized cups of which you can probably hear the ice inside. |
| 1:46.1 | It contains so much, so much hydration. |
| 1:50.1 | And then the straw I don't like this like plasticy rubbery straw, so I put a metal straw inside it. |
| 1:57.0 | Much like the process I recently learned of docking in gay sex culture. I put this metal straw inside this rubber straw. |
| 2:07.0 | I don't want to conflate the two. Can we just put a pin in docking and come back to it? |
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