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Hi there, du-du-du, made you a turkey, dum-dum-dum, happy Thanksgiving, la-la-la,

this is heavy, du-du-du, hope I don't drop it, dum-dum-dum, happy Thanksgiving, la-la-la,

look at that wishbone, du-du-du, where it'd come from, the dum-dum, happy Thanksgiving, la-la-la,

I feel scared, du-du-du, I'm going home now, dum-dum, happy Thanksgiving, la-la-la,

what, did you lock the front door? Dallas, when you came in.

Oh yeah, welcome to the show, everybody, happy Thanksgiving. If I don't see you guys on Thanksgiving,

which I probably won't, I'd be kind of creepy if somebody watching the show from North Carolina

has me banging on the living room window. That happened to me. I'm not shitting you. When we lived in

Westchester County, my beautiful house at the end of a private road in the woods with a pond,

we're having Thanksgiving. Got my in-laws over, sitting at the table, just about to eat.

Some old guy comes walking in the house. I don't know why the front door was open, I'm locked.

He comes walking right in, my fucking past and phone. I'm like, can I help you? The knife was right

here. I'm like, he goes, is this the craft resident? No, that's the next, across the pond, you can see

the... And then I pushed him down the front stairs. True story, everybody.

I didn't, but that's true. Fucking, what? Imagine what the guy was doing. They had a fucking act.

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