Ritalin, Xbox, and...Jail?

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

But Uncle Sam, I can't go to jail, they don't have adderall or my google docs in there! And, also, I don't know if you know this about me, but I'm a vegan. The Me Too men are trying to make a comeback Bryan’s spanish isn’t doing him any favors Sam Bankman-Fried Lack of adderall & vegan meals…what is this, JAIL?! People love money Bryan & Krissy’s Court TV It’s Paul Cruz! Of the Paul Cruz Sales Agency! Say No to the whiteboard, paul He might maybe one day make a sale The Martial Arts of Selling Hardware & hard work He loves a cold call Being perceived is not it Take your glasses off to get serious It’s how ya say it Starve! Riiiiiight!?!? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0	My hottest take is that I believe service workers should be able to
0:05.0	Treat people the same way that TSA workers do
0:08.4	Like bitches
0:13.4	On this episode of the commercial break
0:16.4	What is this London Heathrow? I mean what does he want charging for Google Docs and Adderall?
0:22.8	By the way, I don't have those things in my real life. I don't
0:27.3	I'm always searching for a for a charging thing a box a charging box. I
0:32.3	Know and giving me Adderall for free and Google Docs confuses me to know it
0:37.6	The next episode of the commercial break starts now
0:45.0	Yeah
0:47.0	I'm Brian Green. This is the director of Objectification, Kristen Joy-Hodley. Best of you, Chrissy
0:53.6	Best of you out there in the podcast universe
0:56.4	I stumbled there a little bit. I thought I knew what I wanted to call you
0:59.3	But then I didn't know what I wanted to call you soon. I had to think of another thing. I want to call
1:03.2	Objectification I came to mind. I thought of something worse
1:06.5	And last minute I ditched it was like I'm art. I'm art
1:11.3	I'm art. I'm Mario. I'm just starting to show all over again
1:16.6	I'll direct that yeah, you'll you'll direct that yeah, yeah
1:21.1	Where the director of objectification?
1:23.6	So you're gonna direct the objectification
1:25.6	Okay, well, I thought it was the other way around you were going to be the object of objectification now. I'm taking control
1:30.4	You are yeah, let it be me to hashtag me to I'm reading about the me to movement is now having its
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