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Puddles with Andrew and Brenna

Ritalin, Motivational Speakers, and Quitting Social Media

Puddles with Andrew and Brenna

Andrew Collin

Comedy

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Andrew is joined by his live in girlfriend Brenna and the conservation quickly bounces into Andrew's ADHD and how early he got on the Ritalin. Brenna brings up her bad girl past and the two find out they both loved to draw dicks on things that should have dicks on them. Andrew may have confessed to being a drug dealing athlete. Brenna and Andrew circle back on their hate for social media and how crippling it can be to them. The lottery, ayahuasca, motivational speaking are touched upon.

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0:00.0

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0:40.2

All right, welcome to the Andrew Collins show from your host Andrew Collins joined by Brenna

0:46.3

LaRocque who is my living girlfriend. Are you copying? You said it like like I'm an out

0:55.8

pair or something. I mean, I'm a living girlfriend. Yes. Like it's a job. It is a job.

1:03.8

Living girlfriends are working while they're at home. I think a living girlfriend

1:10.9

as opposed to just dating. I mean, we skipped a step of getting married. Old fashioned. Oh,

1:20.6

like getting married, then moving in. That's how it used to be. Oh, it's crazy. That's live in

1:27.3

life on the edge of my opinion. Moving in after you're married. I mean, these people that get married

1:34.7

sight unseen in arranged marriages. But if you look at the statistics, they're better

1:41.1

than the people that have known each other for years. I don't know. There's something I guess like

1:45.8

a less resentment. Maybe less resentment, less baggage. At least the first two years, you're like

1:53.0

getting a note of person. You're like, what are they up to? Who are they really? And you don't

1:57.0

really know until about year five and then you're just tired and too lazy to get divorced. And then

2:02.2

your whole family and their tradition is going to fucking talk shit about you if you get divorced.

2:07.4

So then you stay together and it's beautiful. But you're like starting off your marriage

2:12.5

clean slate. Like it's the best. That's the happiest you're going to be. Yes. Yes. So yeah, I guess

2:18.5

though, but that's not to say that everybody who gets married is like, I fucking hate this person.

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