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Oh, good morning, Christopher, good morning, clistners. Before we get into, if I may borrow the Krista Rosa word of the year for the past, probably 24 years. Before we get to a series of tectonic stories this week, I would like to announce that I am in New York. Christopher is not. I have survived Snowpocalypse

2026, but if I may address my landlord directly, all my windows are open. I'm grateful to have

heat. I'm grateful to be housed, but good Lord, good Lord, crank it down, just a tiny touch,

girl. Dominic, you beg to have summer all the time and now you're having it and you don't like it. But that meant that I wanted to be tan and make love on the beach, not sweat in my sleep. My landlord and I have two different ideas of what summer is. Well, we're on the opposite sides of the spectrum, because I don't have, like, my eye control all my heat, but my apartment is so old and drafty that like I'm like, in the winter, we're like frigid. Like I'm wearing like 17 layers. So I feel like. Well, because the Lord also knows how much you like outerwear. Like I know you want to sleep in your zero-waste Daniel floor-length denim coat. You do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I copy that. Yeah, kind of.

I, like, have been around, I've been, like, all over the country, and I'm like, I can't

wait to get back to New York to have all of my clothes again. Like, I keep saying that time one, and they're like, oh, you look cute. Now I keep looking at them being like, you have no idea what I'm about to pull out when we get back home.

So are we even, I mean, it's like, I feel like we know what you're working on.

And because the internet has decided that this will be. So are we even, I mean, it's like, I feel like we know what you're working on.

And because the internet has decided that this will be the least secret show in the history of shows, do we say what you're working on?

Have we already done it?

We haven't, but I am filming the Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, 20th anniversary special.

Oh!

Physically, I'm wrecked. Mentally, I'm half there. I'm okay. It's been worse. It's been worse, I will say. I'm okay. But, like, you know, spiritually, flying high, baby, flying high. Flying high. Would you say spiritually that you're whole, Chris? I'm spiritually. Yeah. Flying high, baby. Flying high.

Would you say spiritually that you're whole, Chris?

I'm spiritually whole.

We're spelling that both ways, I would assume. Both ways.

Whatever way you want to spell it is how I think we all know the way I'm spelling it.

Yes, but it's been so much fun.

I mean, we're breaking the internet every day.

So it's been crazy, but very, very fun.

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