Risen From The Dead!
Sore Losers
iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 2.6K Ratings
🗓️ 18 February 2026
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
In this episode Lunchbox has risen from the dead to return to the podcast after staring death in the eye. Ray has been trying to keep the memories of the good times going but he was struggling with the lack of podcasts! Lunchbox details the fishing trip he took in the toilet filled with pee to get that elusive golf ball. Plus Lunchbox found the ultimate customer service representative in the cable industry who might have been better than Ray back in his cable slinging days. Last but not least we celebrate a very important birthday for a member of Sore Losers Nation.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed human. |
| 0:04.3 | I'm recording you yelling. |
| 0:07.9 | Say it out loud so we'll believe it. |
| 0:11.0 | We are back. |
| 0:13.4 | I want to apologize. |
| 0:16.6 | Soil losers nation, we left you high and dry at the end of last week, boys and girls. |
| 0:21.4 | There wasn't no doing it. |
| 0:22.9 | Couldn't do it. |
| 0:23.7 | Wouldn't do it. I had no choice. How's it going? I'm Sisson. Hey, what's up, dude? It feels fantastic. What's your name? My name is Lunchbox, dude. You know that. if you waited any longer, we were going to have to cancel the podcast because they have to put ads in our podcast. |
| 0:40.3 | And I sent you a text. that you know that if you waited any longer we're going to have to cancel the podcast because they |
| 0:38.5 | have to put ads in our podcast and i sent you a text i said uh the suits and mustaches are going to be |
| 0:44.5 | emailing us hello i know i was about to just come on here and fart you should have you could |
| 0:50.7 | have done anything because they were starting to worry that the podcast was over. They thought we had folded. They thought we had packed up shop. I did get a text from one of |
| 0:59.5 | the bosses. He was like, whoa, uh, heal up, man. You look bad. Thanks, man. Appreciate that. Ray, |
| 1:06.4 | you could do two farts and do ads on each side. Another boss did comment on one of my posts and said, |
| 1:12.1 | glad I didn't high five you in the hallway. |
| 1:15.5 | What the golden hallway shower? |
| 1:18.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:18.7 | So those were the two comments I got from upper management. |
| 1:22.3 | Oh, man. |
| 1:23.5 | Upper management, |
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