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🗓️ 15 August 2023
⏱️ 31 minutes
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The spirit of Han Solo gives a pep-talk to his boy Ben, with ghost commentator Tony Thaxton!
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0:00.0 | Hey there, Gorgeous. Welcome to another episode of Star Wars Minute. It's your daily |
0:16.0 | podcast in which we analyze, we scrutinize, and we celebrate the rise of Skywalker one |
0:21.2 | minute at a time. I'm Alex Robinson from Alex Robinson dot fun. |
0:25.6 | I'm Pete the retailer from Pete the retailer dot com. |
0:29.2 | And I'm Tony thanks and from bizarre albums, the podcast or dot com. Yeah, you know, |
0:36.4 | I feel like I have to say dot com, but it's like that's not the thing I'm really promoting here. |
0:41.4 | Yeah. Well, thank you for joining us once again. |
0:46.5 | Our band leader. We're talking about minute number 87, minute number 87. It's here, folks. |
0:52.8 | It starts off with Kylo Ren staring at the force hallucination of his dad, the spice runner. |
0:58.0 | And it ends with Kylo Ren staring at the darts, the darts stew to the death star to let's start |
1:04.6 | to do Kylo Ren staring at the death star to wreckage after throwing his garbage into the ocean. |
1:12.0 | He's littering litter. It's already a super fun to site. He has to go throw a tortured |
1:19.0 | kyber crystal into the mix. I guess, I mean, it doesn't at that point, it doesn't matter, |
1:22.6 | right? Like if I'm throwing like my coffee cup into the Guana's canal, it's just like, |
1:26.6 | who cares? Like, you know, I mean, it's already, it's already lethal. |
1:31.4 | I think one of Kylo Ren's first acts as supreme chancellor was to totally legalize |
1:37.1 | lightsaber dumpage in all public waterways. Right. Well, it's not, yeah, let's get rid of |
1:42.1 | restrictions and red tape. Who needs that? Come on. Like what the government is going to tell me |
1:46.6 | where I can throw my trash? Ira of big empire is over. I just want to back up for a second to say |
1:53.4 | that was a bit. And I would never litter and throw my garbage into the Guana's, even the Guana's |
1:57.4 | canal. So I littering is one of my pet peeve things. I hate it. And so I don't want people to, |
2:05.7 | and even in jazz, I don't want people to think that I was littering. Don't litter. Give a hoot, |
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