Good evening, everyone. Welcome to another episode of Star Wars Minutes. It's your daily

podcast on which we analyze, we scrutinize, and we celebrate the rise of Skywalker one

minute at a time. I'm Alex Robinson from Alex Robinson dot,

I'm Pete the retailer from Pete the retailer dot com. And I'm Crystal Beth from denver dot com.

Uh oh, I'm gonna have a hard time buying that one, but I'll try. I'll try. Yeah, it's that's not,

I don't even know if that's actually a website. Yeah, but it is, it's not mine. Yeah, it's either like John

Denver, Bob Denver, or the city of Denver, Denver, Denver pile. Well, I haven't updated the

crystal bet dot cons. I felt bad using it, but maybe I'll just keep with it. Well, thanks for

returning. Queen of the minutes, Crystal Beth. Thanks for having me. I miss everyone so much.

We're talking about minutes 71 of the rise of Skywalker. And during the 70s, we start off on

the planet of kiff beer, where do and BB eight are taunting a herd of Jerry Warbox.

And it ends a minute later with a jumpy Jenna said the Battle of Anset Island was bad.

How bad was it? The Battle of Anset Island was so bad. They told us to

blank. They told us to blank. So, uh, everyone, between this episode and tomorrow,

we're gonna write down our answers. I'm gonna do mine now so I don't forget.

I've written in my notes. I'll write it on a proper placard or whatever for them.

All right. I'm gonna have to think about it because I have no idea what you might be about to say.

Hey, minute 71. You know what that means? Look, it's a half way point. Wow. This,

there are 142 minutes in this movie. We've, we've, we're covering half of them now. This is,

this is it. Wow, half way point. Yeah. You want to know a fun fact? What's that?

The very first minutes I ever did were 71 to 75, uh, for the, um, return of the Jedi. Wow.

Look at that. Yeah. I've got a little bookend.

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