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Blaze Radio Network.

And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher.

I know many of you think that times are tough and you're really struggling.

But you're really not. You're really not.

According to a 2018 global wealth report, if you have $4,210 to your name, you're wealthier than half of the global population.

So now how good do you feel, huh? I know.

All I need is $4,210 to my name,

and I'm wealthier than half of the global population.

To be in the top 10% worldwide, you need a net worth of 93,170,000.

While joining the global 1%

requires 871,320.

Now those numbers may have fluctuated some since 2018 but that makes me

makes me happy because you know I want to be richer than I don't know India.

I want to be richer than I don't know.

Southeast Asians. Yeah, come on now. 4,210 dollars. Okay. Yay, yeah,

look at me. I'm better than the Somalians. I mean, you are, and that's good, and you should be thankful for it. But on the other end, for those of us living in, you know, countries that aren't Somalia, maybe you want more

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