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We didn't believe in setting fires because that was too dangerous.

We were kind of gentle, kind of crooks, so to speak.

So the best plan you had was that you'd glass owe it.

Yeah, never imagined I'd use it for a camel.

I'm Phoebe Judge, and this is criminal.

Did you have to say what was in the box?

Phoebe, we told lies.

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All right, I'm in my kitchen, Cynthia, and I feel as though it's time for some lunch.

I am thinking the same thing, and I have a really lovely ripe avocado here on the counter.

I do, too!

I do too!

You might even think we planned this.

Oh, come on, don't tell me we're out of bread.

That would be really bad.

There's no avocado here we go.

I'm just cutting it into thin slices.

The bread is ready.

I'm just kind of laying out the thin slices of avocado on the toast.

Okay, little mashing on the bread here.

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