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We'll be reading Rip Van Winkle, a story found in Mrs. Lang's 1913, The Strange Storybook.

Rip Van Winkle was originally a short story by the American author Washington Irving, published in 1819. It follows a Dutch-American villager in colonial America named Rip Van Winkle, who falls asleep in the Catskill Mountains and wakes up 20 years later,

having missed the American Revolution.

Irving wrote it while living in England, and later admitted he had never been to the Catskill Mountains when he wrote the story.

Let's get cozy.

Close your eyes.

Relax your body into the softness of your bed. Now, take a few deep breaths. Riff Van Winkle, west of the river Hudson, and at the foot of the Catskill Mountains,

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