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Comedy

4.5 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2024

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

On today's special patreon sneak preview of Florida Man Friday... (for more go to patreon.com/hardfactor)

(00:00:00 - 00:03:16) Pat’s baby is so chill
(00:03:17 - 00:05:51) Top notch Chimp gag for PETA
(00:05:52 - 00:06:54) The agenda for today’s episode
(00:06:55 - 00:15:01) Jonathan Crenshaw, the armless Miami native who painted with his feet, and made for an all-time pizza review dead at 51
(00:15:02 - 00:18:08) Florida man arrested for masturbating while riding child’s bicycle in walmart parking lot arrested
(00:18:09 - 00:24:43) Unlicensed Florida driver arrested for giving driving lessons to intoxicated and unlicensed friend
(00:24:44 - 00:29:26) Florida teen with 'WILL RUN' license plate leads police on 145 mph chase
(00:29:27 - 00:36:21) Florida man says he was forced to pay nearly $1,000 to get pet tortoise back
(00:36:22 - 00:36:57) Thank you for supporting the show and HAGFW!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey everybody, real quick announcement.
0:01.5	We are actually on vacation today,
0:03.2	hence the sunglasses on the head,
0:05.3	taken a day off, but we'll be back tomorrow,
0:07.7	just one day off.
0:08.9	We'll be back tomorrow with live shows and new content.
0:12.1	Today though, we have a special treat for you.
0:13.6	We figured we'd release one of our Patreon shows
0:16.5	over there at Patreon.com slash Hard Factor.
0:18.4	This is our most recent Florida man Friday
0:20.2	that you'll hear as soon as I shut up and we have three of those weekly shows over
0:25.6	that Patreon.com slash Hard Factor all add free so we have a lot of fun hope you
0:29.7	enjoy the content if you do check out our Patreon and enjoy the show.
0:34.0	What it is! This is the macho man Randy Savage.
0:37.6	And this is hard factor.
0:39.4	And there is no one that does it better. Right now, yeah. Nobody does it better right now yeah nobody does it better I repeat
0:46.0	myself go ahead tell me something right now yeah I'm living a nightmare
0:50.7	I'm not a racist and I'm a racist.
0:53.0	I'm a racist.
0:55.0	Oh yeah. Hello!
1:13.0	Hard Oh, hot!
1:15.0	Welcome back to another edition of Florida Man Friday.
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