RIP Richard the Beaver
Cadillac Jack - My Second Act
Hans Appen
2.4 • 530 Ratings
🗓️ 13 July 2023
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Summary
We're back in the kitchen here on the Cadillac Jack: My Second Act podcast and let me tell you, we brought the heat. (No really, Donna's mic is a little hot)
In all seriousness it's a great episode of the Act as Caddy and Donna Jack dive into all your favorite topics.
First up we have birthdays and Amazon purchases. Caddy claims he has never used the Mom and Pop store while Donna wants to know who is tracking their cats. Then we move onto a memorial service for Richard the Beaver which is, honestly, just heartbreaking. Big boy go bye bye.
From there we hit the Merle Haggard sex-picade storyline. How could we not? The country artist spent a few days and many nights holed up by the lake with a companion. So, yeah, we have some ideas.
We round out the show with moles and sales figures. It'll make you sick. Call us like the family we are. 7704646024.
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| 0:00.0 | Everybody wants to make more money. |
| 0:01.8 | People try to make more money by winning the lottery, doing sweepstakes. |
| 0:04.9 | And people win all that money. |
| 0:06.0 | The first thing they do is quit their job and go on vacation or travel. |
| 0:09.1 | We'll go right back to the same job, not me. |
| 0:11.1 | Oh, man, if I want a million dollars tomorrow, I'm going to work. |
| 0:14.8 | I'm going to get hired across this country just to get fired. |
| 0:19.3 | To say all the things I want to say to people when I was afraid of might lose my job. |
| 0:24.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:25.9 | Can that be liberating? |
| 0:29.6 | Working the shoe department. |
| 0:31.1 | Hi, can I see this in a six? |
| 0:33.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:33.7 | You can see it in a six. |
| 0:35.7 | But let me tell you, Sasquatch |
| 0:37.6 | You're not going to stretch out my good shoes |
| 0:41.6 | You understand me? |
| 0:43.6 | It's your big feet up in here. |
| 0:44.8 | See the sign that say |
| 0:45.6 | Wookies are us up here anyway? |
| 0:48.7 | Oh, |
| 0:50.0 | oh |
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