RIP Claire's Accessories: Ep 279

The Receipts Podcast

The Receipts Media LTD

Comedy

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2026

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Hello and HAPPY WEDNESDAY! It's been a full week since the gals have been on the sofa, so there is a lot to catch up on and today's ep is full of surprises, such as the demise of Claire's Accessories, a tattoo confession, and the gruesome details of the Epstein files.

Plus, in this week's dilemmas, one listener is pushed to the limit by her fella's toilet troubles, while another seems willing to give up the perfect man for the sake of all humanity.

AND If you haven't got your ticket yet for one of our live shows, get on it now, we're going to be in Birmingham, Leeds, London, Bristol AND Dublin - details HERE.

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0:00.0	The year is 2026 and that means one thing, Audrey.
0:03.8	We are back on the road.
0:05.3	Yes, we are and we're coming to a city near you.
0:07.7	We're so excited.
0:08.7	We will be in Birmingham, Leeds, London, Bristol and Dublin.
0:14.1	Be sure to get your tickets so you can see us live and direct.
0:17.3	You can get tickets on.
0:18.7	www.
0:19.0	www.
0:19.4	The receiptspodcast.co.com. We can't wait to see on. www. The Receitspodcast.com.com.
0:21.8	We can't wait to see you.
0:24.5	Hello, hello, hello, beautiful people.
0:27.3	And the ugly ones too.
0:28.6	Welcome to episode 279 of The Receits podcast.
0:31.3	It's your girl tolly T.
0:32.2	And just call me Audrey.
0:33.5	Ow!
0:44.5	So, waking news, quangack quack quack quack quack quack quark quark quark quark breaking news in very uneventful waking news.
0:47.5	The other day I decided I was going to get my ears pissed.
0:50.7	Well, the second hole.
0:52.4	A third hole.
0:53.3	Oh, okay, okay. i i don't sometimes i use free will in ways that
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