'RIP Boris'
LuAnna: The Podcast
Global
4.8 • 10.5K Ratings
🗓️ 21 July 2025
⏱️ 63 minutes
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BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu's in a mood because Boris, the duck, is missing and suspected dead. But nevertheless we're here delivering ALL THE LONG AWAITED GOSS from the boat trip.
Plus...having no pals but being ok with it, the Aussie woman convicted of poisoning her family with mushrooms & the man in trouble with the law for calling up emergency services with his foot fetishisms.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a Global Player Original podcast. |
| 0:06.2 | Be warned, it's Luanna. |
| 0:08.0 | This podcast contains honest, out front opinions, rants, pants and general explicit content. |
| 0:13.3 | But you know you love it. |
| 0:16.6 | Good morning. |
| 0:18.3 | I mean, we're saying good morning. |
| 0:20.3 | This is the two days after the five days before. |
| 0:25.4 | It's the ep you've all been waiting for. Sorry, it's a bit delayed. |
| 0:28.7 | Sorry about the delay. We're on summer. We're on British summertime now. |
| 0:33.6 | We're all a British summertime. We're all a little bit arse about it when it comes to Luana. But obviously today is the day what we are fresh off the yacht trip. So we're going to give you all of the tea. But before that, good morning everybody. Welcome to Luanna on the podcast. How are you all feeling? I feel all right. I'm just like antsy today. Are you feeling antsy? |
| 0:54.6 | I think I'm tired. |
| 0:56.5 | I'm eggy and antsy. Is that not the same thing? Ancy, I'd say it's a bit different. Ancy's a bit like, oh, a bit sort of nervous about something. Oh no, I'm not nervous. I'm eggy. Why are you being eggy? Just eggy. Don't be eggy. No, I actually think that I'm eggy. |
| 0:53.0 | I think Boris is dead. |
| 0:56.2 | Biggy pod. Don't be eggy No I actually think that I'm eggy |
| 1:10.8 | I think Boris is dead |
| 1:12.3 | I beg your pardon |
| 1:15.1 | Boris he's not here |
| 1:17.4 | Boris has carked it |
| 1:18.6 | We're talking about Boris the duck here |
| 1:21.0 | I hope |
| 1:21.9 | Yeah |
| 1:22.3 | Why what's happened |
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