Good morning, everybody. Happy Monday, August, the 28th. How are you doing? And how

was that coffee tasting on this fine taco Tuesday Eve? How is everybody doing? I have a

hell of a story, a hell of a lesson, most important lesson I've ever given on this show.

But, Steve, how's your weekend? Oh, sorry. Did the old bread and circus Saturday? It was pretty good.

I mean, dude, let's start a podcast called bread and circus. It's really not bad. I love it.

But anyone steals our idea. I'm suing you. But always nice to see the bodies once a year, kind of,

everyone kind of all over the place. Everyone's got kids. So you don't really see everyone.

After you have kids, dude, your life just kind of be lines.

Well, speaking of having kids, man. All right. So,

everyone take notes is very important. This could save you one day. So we went to a wedding

this weekend and our daughter, who is one and a half years old, she's like almost exactly 18

months. She came with us. And I'll flash back here in a second. We're at the wedding for about

an hour and a half, two hours. Just before dinner starts, it's like the cocktail hour and everyone's

hanging out outside. It's a really beautiful day. Nice wedding. All the kids, they're all playing

over by like where the wedding was. There's like this steeple thing. All the kids are hanging out

over there. Kind of watch her from a distance just to make sure our daughter doesn't stray off too far.

All of a sudden, she stops and she's kind of looking around and she's a little, she's like scared,

right? She's looking around for mom or dad. So I kind of say her name and I get down and open

my arms and she starts running towards me from like, you know, 50 yards away. And she's kind of

got this weird look on her face, right? And I'm like, oh, something's wrong. She's running at me.

All right. So let's flash back here about three hours earlier. Now, preface this. There's a little

this is a little TMI, a little gross. So just bear with me here. Our daughter, she has a pretty

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