All right, let's see here.

One final pod for the week.

Let's take a look at what the USA Today has to offer us. Oh, does the USA Today have a winners and losers? I totally forgot about winners and losers. Everyone's favorite segment from last night. Bang! Oh, no, wait. Hold on. I don't know if that's a winners and losers or not. It says, who runs the AFC North? Just maybe Joe Flacco, dot, dot, dot, and the Browns?

Wait, so... losers or not. It says, who runs the AFC North? Just maybe Joe Flacco dot, dot, dot,

and the Browns. Wait, so I don't think there's a winners and losers. No, is there not a

winners and losers from this game last night? That's like the ultimate winners and losers game.

What are we doing? Oh, this sucks. Let me click on this and see if this is actually like a hidden winners and losers story. If not, what are you doing, USA today? Just cut my balls off. Just castrate me. Not even chemically castrate me. Grab some garden shears and cut my balls off. If you don't give me a freaking winners and losers. I don't think we have a winners and losers.

This is not a secret hidden winners and losers.

There is no winners and losers.

I don't know what to do with myself.

It is what I come to expect and I'm desirous of it.

It's all I want.

It's what I covet.

It's what I yearn for is a winners and losers segment from USA Today on a Friday after Thursday night football.

And this is the punch in the dick.

If this isn't the biggest bag over the head, punch in the face.

I'm heartbroken.

I don't even know what to do.

I guess I have to shift now.

I have to shift.

I have to pivot, as they say.

Let me play a couple commercials and I'll see where we'll pivot.

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