We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

We are receiving this message.

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 1075.

M. K 0728.

Certificate number 532-29.

Riot Dogs.

I want to say,

I want to say at the top none of the dogs named in this entry will come to a

violent end. Oh that's a wonderful sort of advance.

It's like an anti-trigger warning.

One thing I've noticed about the internet

is people are very concerned about movies where animals come to harm.

Yep, I understand that.

I think there's a site where you can look up and see, hey, does this movie have any

violence towards animals?

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