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She's alright, Frank. She's still standing. She's still standing.

Where's Bert? Where's Bert? Where's Bert? Where's Bert?

You're alright. Where's Bert? Where's Bert? Where's Bert? Where's Bert?

What's up?

Why does Elson, he's quite extreme spectacles wearer. He only does square around.

He must have done stars. He must have done stars.

He did everything.

He certainly did.

But you know what I mean? He's quite, he's like, he's a statement spectacles wearer.

So I have a very square or very nice...

Based on the windows in play school, his glasses have to fit through.

Well, isn't there a house? There was a house in the pipe, a house that looked like Elton John.

It was a fatch cottage with square, opera windows and it really looked like Elton John.

How do you tell me that all the mums in your school playground growing up look like Elson John?

They all did look like Elton John, yeah.

You know the people, the yummy mommy that didn't exist in Birmingham in the 60s and 70s?

Oh, did they not work on my way back to the East?

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