Hey guys, this is Jacques.

Welcome back to Unpopular.

Episode 99, can you believe it?

Time really flies when you're miserable.

Today's show's kind of random, I think.

These are just things that are like bouncing around my brain that I want to get out and talk about. So that's what the show is. That's what I want to talk about. I did have a few angry members of the bed bug hive in my DM's upset that I dragged Beyonce last week. It wasn't as bad as I expected that it may be because it's a truly psychotic, cultish fandom, the bedbug hive,

but I don't think that many, like, pop stands listen to my podcast anyway, which is, like,

probably a good thing. I remember I was scared once of the Britney Stans, too, again, another

fucking pack of Loonies. And the Britney Stans been like real quiet since she got freed because I think

they're like, you know, looking at their girl out in the wild and they're just a bit like,

hmm, you know, we're just not going to say anything. So they've like shut up. The Beyonce fans are

being like really feral on Twitter as usual, but like most of them

have left me alone except for a few in my DMs. I feel actually really bad for the Beyonce fans

because they are brainwashed and they don't even realize it. Like they have been subjected to

like decades of Beyonce propaganda convincing them that she is the greatest artist of her generation,

actually of any generation, because they come out now and they say, oh, Beyonce's better than

Michael Jackson, Beyonce's better than Prince. No, she's fucking not. Like, not at all. You know,

fucking how many instruments Prince could play, how talented Prince was, like as a songwriter, as a producer,

as a musician, as a performer, like, Beyonce is a good vocalist, and, you know, her performance

is questionable, depending what style of performance you like. Like, yeah, if you like someone

spreading their legs and thrashing around violently on stage, like they're having a fucking seizure, then I guess she's a good performer. Look, she's a better performer than Katie Perry and, like, Rihanna and stuff. I'll give her that. But like, is she on the level of Prince? No. Is she on the level of Michael Jackson? No, like, she's a talented girl, but she's not that talented, okay? Like, yes, she's more talented than like the average

pop star, but she's not that talented, okay? Like, yes, she's more talented than, like, the average pop star. But the average level of talent of the average pop star is, like, pretty fucking low. So it's not that hard to surpass them in talent. And as for her artistry, that's fake. Do you guys even know that? That's the thing, like, the fucking Beyonce fans, I think she's,

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