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You know who I find annoying, other than Kirk Herb Street, of course, is I do find

Riley Gaines annoying.

For some reason, my algorithm on Twitter is showing my,

is showing me all this stuff with her, like I'm seeing like her fighting with AOC, another

twit that I don't really care about. But like it shows up and then I respond to one thing and now

nothing but that pops up on my algorithm. A bunch of it shows up and then I respond to one thing and now nothing but that

pops up on my algorithm. A bunch of Brian Kelly stuff and stuff with AOC fighting with Riley

Gaines, right? And that's all I see, nonstop. And it's so fucking annoying. But like, I dislike

AOC as well. But I find Riley Gaines to be annoying because I'm just sick of hearing about you.

Let me play a couple commercials and we'll talk. Jamie Lang and Sophie Haboo have arrived on Disney Plus.

We're having a baby. We're having a baby. I've always wanted to be mom. And we're bringing you

on our journey through everything.

I have no idea what we're doing.

Thank you. I have more of an idea.

I think of it like a Tamagocchi.

At the end of all of this...

We're going to have a little baby?

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