So turns out Ariel has a very exciting episode planned for us today.

I was going to give you time. I wanted to give a little intro.

Ariel is very excited because she has a lot to talk about.

I am. And I just know that you're excited for this episode. I am. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Me too. I know.

Because I see you over there giggling and writing stuff down and laughing.

And I just know that you're going to want to talk about some interesting and funny stuff. That's true.

Well, you know what I was giggling about. What?

Stinky's anal glands. Oh, yeah.

I was giggling about that.

Well, I was giggling about stinky's anal glands because being in a global pandemic, you got to do what you got to do, right?

Exactly.

So you and I tried to express our little chihuahua's anal glands the other day.

And I watched some tutorials. It's horrifying and I'll never get the site out of my mind. But I was like, we could do that.

And then we put her in the in the in the sink.

We were displaced to try to do that, but we put her in the sink. And then we just we tried, you know, and then Matt watched another video.

And he was like, oh, which is this is the worst thing I've ever heard in my life. He's like, you need to milk the butthole.

I was like, don't ever say milk the butthole ever again.

Well, that's what they said.

I don't give a shit what they said. You should never say those words unless you're a veterinarian.

I was squeezing the butthole and nothing was coming out. So then I look up another YouTube tutorial and it says milk the butthole.

So I didn't work either. So then we tried to milk her butthole. I'm so sick.

Which essentially what you do is you take your two feet, your pinching fingers and you out sides of her and you squeeze to make her little butthole like perk up.

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