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Riled Up with Arielle & Matt

Riled about Judge Judy and Tito’s Vodka (#notsponsored)

Riled Up with Arielle & Matt

Arielle Vandenberg & Matt Cutshall

Personal Journals, Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Improv

4.83.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2021

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

This episode takes a lot of turns. We start out by analyzing Matt’s recent farting activity, get real deep about anxiety, discuss what it means to be “ugly hot” versus “hot ugly,” and then circle right back around to farts. It’s a real rollercoaster over here, Riled Uppers. The hosts also go off on a tangent about just how much they love Tito’s Vodka, and you better believe Tito’s owes us some money over here or at least free vodka for life because this was not sponsored content. Or was it? You’re never going to know. (Just kidding, it’s not an ad.) Arielle and Matt are also revealing their Bridgerton names, discussing their favorite past video games, and answering a question that no one knew they needed the answer to: have you ever punched yourself in the face? Plus, a new round of fan questions (during which Arielle ends up accidentally imitating a child)! Until next week, cuties. You can find Arielle on the 'gram @Arielle and Matt @MattCutshall. Please be sure to rate, review, and follow so we can continue to get riled! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

I'd like to start this podcast by saying you guys guys out there hear me out.

0:20.1

Ariel asked me to not fart in the bathroom.

0:23.8

She says, can you please not fart in the bathroom?

0:25.8

And I'm like, that's where I go to fart.

0:27.7

I'm not farting in the living room.

0:31.4

Why we are surrounded by doors that go outside, just go outside and fart.

0:35.8

I like.

0:36.8

No, hey guys, back me up here.

0:40.0

Do any of your girls ask you to like, can you please not fart in the bathroom?

0:44.1

And it's like, that's where you go in the part.

0:45.8

You go to the bathroom to fart.

0:47.2

First of all, you're in the bathroom for 60 seconds.

0:50.2

Yeah, because it was a long part.

0:52.4

I thought you're really brushing your teeth.

0:55.3

You know why you didn't hear it.

0:57.0

Because sometimes if it's going to be really loud, I'll just kind of spread my cheeks and

1:00.9

then let it go.

1:02.6

Okay.

1:03.6

What?

1:04.6

Yeah, oh yeah.

1:05.6

It was just hold your butt open.

1:07.1

I'll literally just like kind of like just hold my cheeks and then it go and let it just

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