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Riled Up with Arielle & Matt

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🗓️ 20 October 2020

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Today we’re riled about birdies, rock hards, smashing nines, thankfulness, assault by pizza, Florida men, and Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. We already knew that Arielle could act, sing, and (kind of) dance, but the two cuties have recently discovered what might be her greatest career move yet: golfing. The co-hosts have been spending some time on the green and discuss if Arielle’s future may involve professional golfing and who they would want to “smash nines” with in an ideal world. Arielle also gives tips for decluttering your life – another new passion of hers – and shares with Matt a recent trick she learned that involves men in Florida and intense food fights. By the end of the episode, Arielle has officially won a million dollars after answering the easiest game show questions to ever exist. Special shoutout to Jason Kennedy from E! for helping her tackle one of the final questions. He may have cheated but at least he didn’t throw pizza at her. See you next week! You can find Arielle on the 'gram @Arielle and Matt @MattCutshall. Please be sure to rate, review, and subscribe so we can continue to get riled! Thank you to our sponsor for this week’s episode! This deal is worth getting Riled Up about. HONEY- Get Honey for FREE at JoinHoney.com/Riledup Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Thanks to Honey for supporting Ryle Dup. These days it feels like online shopping is the
0:16.1	only kind of shopping that we do. That's where honey comes in. It's a free browser extension
0:21.2	that scours the internet for promo codes and automatically applies the best ones available
0:25.5	check out. Go to join honey.com slash ryle.com. Good, cutie. I just hit record. I'm going to sit
0:33.1	here and just listen to you. Oh, that's this podcast. Are you tired? I'm exhausted and I
0:42.1	attempted to play golf tired and I just sucked ass. What's up everybody? Welcome to Ryle Dup.
0:49.0	Thank you for tuning back into our second episode of season two. Like we talked about last week,
0:57.8	we got picked up for another season. We're back. So we just went golfing. I have become a professional
1:06.4	women's golfer. I want to go on the PGA tour and I think I could. I think you could too.
1:16.9	I think what I need to do genuinely is I need to. Okay, I just need to play a lot. I need to get
1:23.4	a coach and I think I could become a professional golfer within the next couple of years.
1:30.2	I think you can too. I'm looking up oldest golfer to turn pro. I mean, why would you look that up?
1:35.6	No way. Okay. This guy named Doyle, Alan Doyle, was a lifelong amateur who didn't turn pro until
1:45.8	46 years old. There you go. Wow. So you have time. I'm in my prime right now. You're in your prime.
1:53.0	No, I'm not. No, I'm not. I'm before my prime. You are. I truly believe. Wait, you know,
1:59.4	when people say like it was before your time, you're like, well, it was before your prime.
2:04.4	I'm before my prime right now. That's a fucking good t-shirt. A t-shirt that says,
2:09.4	I'm before my prime. Before my prime. Before my prime. Before my prime. Before my prime. But you
2:14.8	looked that good. Yeah, you looked that good. You feel that good and it's before your prime. Like,
2:18.2	I'm before my prime right now. You know, it's sad though. Everything in the world.
2:22.1	We'll know. Thank you. I'm speaking on behalf of myself. I think you feel the same way. I am after my
2:28.2	prime. I will never feel. I will never feel like it. Physically, I will never feel like I ever did
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