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🗓️ 11 October 2022
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Today, Besties, Violet is taking a break from discussing cults because ya'll couldn't even go 2 weeks without falling apart and needing your big sis for advice!! so Violet is here for the rescue with today's AMAZING episode all about the truth behind "right person, wrong time"
Depending what you take from today's episode, for those who decide to walk away from their situationship, Violet softens the blow by finishing the episode, with 9 steps to get over someone, even if you never actually dated!
The 9 steps are:
1 . Cut communication
2. Cry, like a lot
3. Get a hobby
4. Don't react to anything
5. Get your ass out of the house
6. Find yourself a rebound
7. Forgive your ex
8. Trust that time heals
9. Forgive yourself and LOVE YOURSELF
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0:00.0 | I'm gonna be honest with you, your friends are fucking lying to you. |
0:02.4 | Most of the time, if someone wants you, you'll know it. |
0:04.8 | It's a file of Benson, your favorite meme queen in the big city you didn't ask for, |
0:08.8 | but see you to welcome to almost adulting. |
0:13.1 | Almost in a adulting. |
0:14.7 | Almost in a adulting. |
0:17.4 | Are you ready? |
0:18.6 | Hello, my lovely angels, and welcome to a beautiful Tuesday. |
0:22.8 | To a brand new episode of almost adulting with me, your host, your best friend, |
0:28.4 | and your mother, the best feeds you. |
0:31.2 | My love Benson. |
0:32.6 | Anya, come up with a better intro. |
0:36.4 | Okay, so today, I was planning on doing a short episode on cults that we will not be covering |
0:43.9 | this month. And again, I'm pretty sure I've already mentioned this, but I've realized |
0:49.4 | that I cannot pronounce cult properly the way Americans do. |
0:53.8 | So I am fully aware that when I say it, I'm apparently talking about a baby horse. |
1:02.1 | Yeah, but bear with me. |
1:04.8 | Let me try to say like an American cult. |
1:07.2 | Welcome to cult, cult month. |
1:10.4 | Great. |
1:11.2 | Okay, so I was planning on covering the other one four to five cults that we don't have time |
1:20.9 | to get through this month. But then here I am doing my research, living my best life, being so excited |
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