Right Before Quarantine w/ Dylan Marron

Everyday Decisions with Jo Firestone

Comedy Central

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 669 Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2020

⏱️ 56 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Podcaster and digital creator Dylan Marron (Conversations With People Who Hate Me) comes on the show to discuss his day before quarantining: everything from making hand sanitizer and metal straws to Little Mix and visiting Snoozin' B. Anthony. Follow him on Twitter and Instagram at @dylanmarron! And if you're interested in helping out right now, Jo is doing Cameos to benefit Food Bank for NYC at https://www.cameo.com/jofirestone8. For all updates and questions regarding COVID 19, please visit CDC.gov. Stay safe and be sure to social distance whenever possible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:31.7	comedy central uh hi dylan hi yoba hi so basically before you listen to this episode Hi, Dylan.
0:38.6	Hi, Yoba.
0:43.7	Hi. So basically, before you listen to this episode, we're doing a little, what would you call it?
0:47.8	This is a preface that we're recording.
0:51.5	Okay, it is a preface. So basically, we recorded this a week and a half ago.
0:52.9	It feels like a year and a half ago.
0:56.3	And when we were a little bit less strict about how quarantine should work and how to avoid the coronavirus. Yeah, at the time,
1:04.4	I truly was just like, I wasn't worried. And then something turned the moment I got off the subway from recording with you.
1:14.4	It felt like the world changed in that subway ride.
1:18.2	I don't know.
1:18.9	I don't know how to say it.
1:20.0	It felt like the world changed in that subway ride on Thursday, March 12th.
1:23.6	I, like, got out and everyone was, like, coming from the supermarket with like cans of soup.
1:29.7	And I was like, okay, well, I'm a lemming.
1:32.7	So I'm going to like follow all of them and I'm going to go get cans of soup.
1:36.3	And I did.
1:37.3	And they did.
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