Welcome to spaghetti shootout, got a good one lined up for you, Mark Trill's Ryan with

an overall record of 3 and 6, remember he did beat Jimmy once in season 1. Could today

be the end of his losing streak? Will he be able to overcome his anxiety, off topic

rambling and arm flailing to topple the muckinator? You know the drill, our contestants debate

their opinions and our awarded points solely at my discretion. The real highlight of course

is sure to be the meatball of the month. You've submitted topic ideas in the comments,

via email, phone, even carrier pigeon and much more and we've selected our favorites

to add to the mix. Our meatball the month winners get a prize in addition to the fame.

This month's package includes a crossfire HD 1400 rangefinder, a $100 apparel shopping

spree, and of course a cameo from the one and only Mark Bordman. And that is it everybody.

It's time to exit the caveat corral onto our main street for the big shootout.

Alright everybody, let's get this thing started. You know who we got here. It's Mark and Ryan

Mark. I think I'm going to have you go first. I feel like that's a bit of a consolation

if you will, being that last season you really tanked a little bit. And it wasn't even

so much. I feel like the turn tanked implies that you were sort of on an upward trajectory

and then you sort of fell off. It seemed like it was almost from the very get-go.

Pretty much a downward spiral from the go. Yeah. So see if we can turn that around Jim.

Let's see. Let's see. You're going to be starting first. Our topic number one today is,

boy, it's a bit of a long one. If you got your spectacles out, you might be able to read

it up there on the screen. What hunting skill would your opponent use to attract a member

of the opposite sex? Describe the characteristics of the person your opponent is capable of

attracting. This one's from C and JB. Oh. Alright, Mark, are you ready? I am ready.

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