Riff Room | The Regz w/ Robert Kelly, Dan Soder, Luis J. Gomez and Joe List Ep #50
Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude!
Comedy Cellar Network
4.6 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 20 November 2025
⏱️ 106 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Fill her up. |
| 0:02.0 | You're listening to the Gas Digital Network. |
| 0:05.0 | The GASDiginal Network. What's up everybody? |
| 0:28.0 | We're back. |
| 0:28.8 | It's the Regs. |
| 0:29.7 | Joe List, Dan Soda, Louis J. Gomez. |
| 0:32.4 | Hey, hey, hey. |
| 0:33.0 | Robert Kelly. |
| 0:34.2 | Don't step over my fucking name, dude. |
| 0:35.6 | What is that? |
| 0:36.3 | You do it every show. |
| 0:37.7 | Every fucking show at the beginning. So pause. No, I don't pause. Because if I pause, you'd be like, why you fucking pause it? You got something to say every time. Is that how I talk? I talk. In my head, you talk like this. That's pretty good. Lewis, that's good. Lewis in my head is Ha, rah, rah, rah. |
| 0:54.7 | Hey, if you don't want to pause, why don't you hoofs? That's pretty good. Lewis, that's good. Lewis in my head is, |
| 1:12.8 | ha, rah, rah. Hey, if you don't want to pause, why don't your hoofs? Pause, like a, like, you know. We got it. We should get a pause sign for gentlemen. Where's the bomb dana? Can we get a bomb bandana hammer? I can throw at you out, I say. May I add in, though? Dude, a bomb hammer would rule we hit them in the fucking fingers. |
| 1:13.6 | Oh, dude. |
| 1:14.1 | They bomb. |
| 1:12.8 | How you go? Now, can I talk about the thing? Dan's fingers would still be the same flatness. Can I say? New thing. If you bomb, hand in the middle, whoever gets a hit it first gets a hit it. I like it. New rule. Bomb button. Bomb button. No one's going to talk. |
| 1:29.2 | What's up? |
| 1:29.5 | Listen. |
| 1:30.2 | Just need it. |
| 1:27.7 | We're back. Can I bring up my topic now? You have a topic? There's no topics, dude. No direction. That's his thing. Yeah, dude. Are you shitting your pants? There's no. For what? Nobody can fly anywhere in America right now. The government opened back up today. They open back up today. What did they do? They open back up today. They open back up today. Let's get some cooking. And it was also 3% of flights were being. No, no, no. They were calling. 10% that it was going to 15. Every day that went by, it was going up a 5%. It was still... Colin Quinn, Ross, and Ian Finance, all stock. Colin still... Norman, too. Colin's still stuck in Vegas right now. He's in... Voss was in a middle seat and coach. Collins's Zone 3 right now. Yeah, it was bad. Every seat should be a middle seat for Vos. I like this. |
| 2:18.5 | I like that i liked no one bad i was opening water i liked it i liked it i liked it |
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