Riff 9 Comedy Conversation [The Comedian Next Door]

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4.6 • 949 Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2024

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

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Navigating life with oblivious kids? You'll need the patience of a saint and a sense of humor the size of Texas.
Roughhousing: where childhood fun meets a near-certain trip to the ER.
Gold mining: a high-stakes game of “Will I strike it rich or just strike out?”
TV shows: where even the simplest task turns into a life-or-death struggle, because who needs realism?
Reality TV: more about dramatic glances and less about actually doing the thing they’re supposed to be doing.
Society’s greatest hits: pretending you’ll keep in touch, and convincing yourself that all babies are adorable.
Asking real questions: it’s rude until it’s not, and suddenly, you’re deep in conversation about life’s big mysteries.
Social interactions could use a lot less small talk and a lot more “Let’s be real for once.”

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0:00.0	I think that's what you're doing is like,
0:05.0	Gilbert Godfrey bit as a hypnotist.
0:08.0	That is what I'm doing.
0:10.0	That's why I'm doing that. That bit cracks me up.
0:15.0	You're getting sleepy!
0:18.0	Four!
0:20.0	Drifting off now. Now!
0:24.0	Screeching at the people.
0:27.0	Well, I am just going to go first because I have so much on my mind and heart today.
0:37.0	I came from camp and the my job was I was a cabin supervisor. I don't like to use the word cabin
0:49.7	dad as some people do because that just seems too much and I don't want to take
0:57.0	responsibility for all of those children I don't want I don't want people I
1:02.2	don't want word to get around that those are my kids.
1:07.2	Because here's the thing about six and seven yearyear-old boys, they intentionally try not to be tuned into things.
1:21.8	There's like a deliberate obliviousness that six and seven year old boys are able to achieve.
1:29.2	Where you have to tell them things over and over. so I had we were in charge of 11 boys I was in charge not by myself
1:36.9	There was 11 boys in this cabin and
1:41.6	Nary a one of them was responsive to directions the first time we said them.
1:50.7	For example, we would say, okay, we're going to go down now to the one of the classes.
1:58.0	So if you have to go to the bathroom, go to the bathroom now.
2:02.0	And it's like, did you hear what we said, go to the bathroom now. And it's like, did you hear what we said, go to the bathroom now?
2:05.0	We're going to class now.
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