I'll go first since I've been going last lately.

I actually have I have two and I'll let you pick one.

One is personal and one is observational.

I can't tell which one is funnier, but do the person,

you want to hear personal?

Yeah.

Something from my life.

My dad had me later in life, and I say later because we're actually, we're not really sure how old he was

when before he passed away he was he was born to a couple of immigrants an Italian

immigrant a German immigrant and they just I guess they just had him I don't know if they went to a hospital or anything but the I mean the government he went

he went to enlisted in the army and the government kind of assigned him a birthday.

It was December 1st, like 1934.

But so if you think about it, it's like when he, so yeah, his father was Italian, his mother was German, and they came over around 1917.

So I'm like, were they war criminals and war one?

Were they fleeing the Allied powers in war war one?

Or are they just coming over?

You know, I don't know if there was a famine in Italy.

I'm not sure about the the crop rotations in the early 1900s but let's see they were so this is the open

mic now were they I was like well the question like, why didn't they have a birth certificate?

Was it, I guess it's like it's hard to guess somebody's age with them teenagers, but they were,

were they so poor that, you know, birthday parties weren't a thing, but he would say stuff too that was like

confusing so if he was born in the 30s we'd be watching like a Wizard of Oz

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