4.7 • 8.1K Ratings
🗓️ 1 October 2021
⏱️ 141 minutes
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0:00.0 | BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, Podcasts. |
0:05.4 | This is the magic mark. Make the magic happen. I'm making the magic happen in so many ways. |
0:10.8 | I have your stop laughing. It looks so you're in a hostage video. Someone has taken you |
0:19.2 | hostage and they're not going to release you unless we send them five pounds. |
0:24.8 | Okay, well just so everyone can understand this because of all this stuff that I was being told by Simon Pull and Gully and you know that I sound |
0:33.0 | Rumi, R-O-O-M-E-Y as opposed to R-H-E-U-MY incidentally, I mentioned that the producers have said this. |
0:42.5 | I have yet to see correspondence from any listener that said, dear Radio 5, my enjoyment of the film show was |
0:51.0 | sorely disturbed by Mark Kermode's sounding Rumi. Anyway, as an attempt to sound less Rumi, right, I've got fabulous |
0:58.0 | internet speed. I've got internet speed that's like nearly and I'm not in my house obviously because my house |
1:02.0 | the kitchen is still being done. But I've had to build a tent over me which is consists of a bedsheet |
1:08.0 | that is gaffer taped to the wall above me. So I look like Heather in or whatever she's called in the Blair Witch project. |
1:16.0 | So this is the sound of my baffling. If you hit a sheet it doesn't really make a lot of difference. |
1:24.0 | You can hear that, can't you? I can now. So I'm under a bedsheet. I'm like the star of David Larry's ghost, a ghost story. |
1:34.0 | I am quite literally a man wearing a sheet and I've got the... |
1:38.0 | You're definitely on it's resting on your head, isn't it? |
1:41.0 | I have this vision of you wandering around the new forest knocking on doors saying, have you got an internet speed that's higher than five? |
1:49.0 | Can I come in then? Yeah. They see me in the village and they go, don't let me in. He's just looking for fast internet speed. |
1:55.0 | I mean, I've got very fast internet speed but unfortunately I'm under a sheet. |
2:00.0 | Okay, well you have to make compromises here and there. That's the way that's the way. How are you anyway? |
2:05.0 | How are you with your internet speed? Well, I'm still in the same space. I've got a few hundred but I haven't got eight hundred. |
2:10.0 | But I haven't got eight hundred and sixty-five or whatever it is that you've got. |
2:14.0 | One of the things that this has really done for me is it's made me realise just how impoverished in the Wi-Fi department I am because I... |
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