Riding Shotgun in the Teen Wolf Van (Picard S3E7)
Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed
Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 31 March 2023
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
When Jean-Luc and Beverly start contemplating genocide, Vadic catches up with the Titan to try to take Jack by force. But when Lore locks out Geordi and Vadic slips out of Picard’s trap, her tragic backstory raises new questions about Jack’s unique physiology. What’s the sneakiest thing about watermelon as a flavor? Where could this season have used a dark Wheaton punch up? Who do we really want to see in a spinoff show? It’s the episode that‘s getting irritated about the cliffhanger from the last episode!
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Music by Adam Ragusea
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| 0:00.0 | Pit-Pip-Guffna! |
| 0:03.7 | To share your embarrassment tour, rolls on. |
| 0:06.7 | Yeah, we're going to London next. |
| 0:08.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:09.6 | Pretty sure we'll survive it, but not 100% sure. |
| 0:12.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:13.9 | Get yourself a ticket. |
| 0:14.9 | It's greatestjentour.com. |
| 0:15.9 | We are roasting Star Trek 5 this time. |
| 0:19.6 | Come on. |
| 0:20.6 | Come on! |
| 0:21.6 | What's it going to take to put you in a Star Trek 5 roast today? |
| 0:25.2 | Tickets still available for Chicago, Minneapolis, Boston, and Brooklyn right after |
| 0:29.9 | we get home from London. |
| 0:31.6 | It is a touring crucible for me and Ben, and we're doing it all for the FODs out there. |
| 0:38.9 | Get yourself a ticket at greatestjentour.com. |
| 0:42.0 | Right now, greatestjentour.com. |
| 0:44.0 | My friends, the Great Expert. |
| 0:48.2 | Thank you. |
| 0:49.2 | Pick her up. |
| 0:50.2 | Hit her. |
| 0:51.2 | Drink. |
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