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Hey everybody, welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second.

I'm Jackson Bailey.

I'm Cass.

And I'm Joel Dusha.

And today's topic is riding a cow like a horse. Could you do it and would it be fun?

Can and should the question of the hour?

I think yes, I think cows are...

The idea we have of cows is that it's not right because none of them are happy.

I think a happy cow... Fabulous. Phenomenal. And we've got bull riding and that's obviously a mad cow. It's on a different end of the spectrum. Yeah. Bulls are mad cow. The cow goes crazy enough becomes a bull. I agree. Grows horns. Yeah. They get really mad. They get that piercing and then that's how you know they've gone so far. That's the trick, you know, so if you're, this just a little hint from me to you. Yeah, they get really mad. They get that piercing and then that's how you know they've gone so far.

That's the trick in it. So if you're just a little hint for me to you, if you're ever like in a madador situation where a bull's coming, like charging towards you, what you want to do, you want to drop the red cape, you want to wait until it gets close enough that you can hook your two fingers in the ring around its nose and you want to fling it over your shoulder.

Okay, that's just a little trick for me.

It works for anyone with a septum piercers.

Yeah, absolutely.

They're running out. the ring around its nose and you want to fling it over your shoulder. Okay, that's just a little trick for me.

It works for anyone with a septum piercers. Yeah, absolutely. They're running at you cut about something. Yeah, probably because you said, hey, that piercing looks like a bull or something. That looks like a bull. I dare you to charge me like one. And then they do. And you can flip them and you're like, alert that in Matador school. Yeah, but you'll say Matador school, but really you learnt it here.

Shut up a second.

Australia's own Matador school. Yeah, but you'll say Matador school, but really you learned it here. I shut up a second. Australia's own Madador school. I think a lot of people with Septu and Piercings are learning to have a defense against that and they give the ones of the balls that have the holes. Oh, no. So what you need to do instead to adapt to their adaptation is use your finger and thumb on each finger, like a little pinch motion, and grab each ball. And it's now a two-handed job, which does...

It's harder, but it does the same job. So you're going to have to put down that sandwich. Yeah, absolutely. Another defense mechanism against the bull flip is people who, instead of getting a septim piercing, that's just like a little bit of metal, it's like there's a grenade in their head. And that's the pin. Oh, no. And you pull it and it comes out and they're like, yeah, what now, motherfucker? And then their head explodes. Killing you instantly. Absolutely. And them too, but they got you. Yeah. They died on top. Yeah, absolutely.

They died a winner.

You on the other hand died a fucking loser,

disgrace piece of shit dog

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